Beware the Midterm Curse

  • Two head winds facing the market in August and September
  • The midterm curse: An unfortunate pattern nearly a century old
  • Cannabis consumption now legal in Georgia (the other one)
  • Intel stumbles again… MoviePass imposes its strictest “terms and conditions” yet… $5,000 for a Tesla surfboard (!)
  • Readers write: We’re a “one-trick pony” and we draw wrong lessons from history!

As a new week begins, the S&P 500 is just over 1% away from reclaiming its record close on Jan. 26. What could possibly go wrong?

Plenty, says Agora Financial contributor Mike Burnick.

“The stock market has rallied nicely off the April lows, with the S&P 500 now within striking distance of new all-time highs,” he acknowledges. “Plus, the Nasdaq-100 Index notched a new high the week before last.

“However, I’m not so sure that stocks are out of the woods just yet, for two reasons,” he tells us.

“The first is that stocks face a soft seasonal period over the next 60 days. The second is that I’ve seen troubling trading action in several market-leading stocks recently. Combined, this could spell trouble ahead.”

Let’s dive into the seasonal factor first: “The months of August and September have not been kind to the stock market historically.”

Mike directs our attention to the following chart. There’s a lot going on here,  but we’ll walk you through it…


The bars show the average performance for each calendar month during years like this one when there’s a midterm election. The line, meanwhile, shows the percentage of stocks that registered gains for each month.

August and September are often dicey months for the stock market, and that’s especially true in years like this one.

“Scouring the data all the way back to 1928,” says Mike, “stocks have declined an average of nearly 2% during August and September combined during midterm years. September is by far the worst, with stocks up just 45% of the time (or down 55% of the time).

“The good news is that October through December typically show above-average gains averaging 6.4% over the final three months of the year, with stocks trending higher two-thirds of the time. Near-term weakness followed by year-end gains. That’s the likely scenario.” Whew…

Then there’s the recent shakeout in the most popular tech stocks.

“Netflix (NFLX) and Facebook (FB) have both done face-plants, down nearly 20% from recent highs,” Mike reminds us. “FAANG wannabes Tesla (TSLA) and Twitter (TWTR) have similarly been crushed. Even old-school tech blue chip Intel (INTC) tumbled over 15% from its recent high.”

Yes, Apple turned in terrific numbers and Tesla is rebounding (because its cash burn isn’t as awful as feared). But Mike is still a bit unsettled.

“Investors had great expectations for the market-leading tech stocks. Perhaps too great. When earnings estimates get raised higher and higher, the bar can be set too high even for these titans of tech. Inevitably, expectations that are too great often lead to disappointment.”

Still… the news isn’t all glum right now. Tech might be hurting, but despite what the establishment financial media would have you believe, tech isn’t the whole stock market.

“There has been a bullish rotation into other sectors beyond technology in recent days,” says Mike, “including health care, industrials, consumer discretionary and even financial stocks.

“It’s too soon to tell if this sector rotation will completely take up the slack for fallen tech leaders, but it’s a bullish sign. Still, caution is the watchword due to negative seasonality over the next couple of months.”

That sounds like a situation that should keep you up at night… but Mike’s premium subscribers are resting easy because they followed a basic three-step retirement plan that’s setting them up for life. All you need to get started is a $500 grubstake (even $100 could work in a pinch)… a phone with which to make a three-minute call… and an internet connection with which to place trades.

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As the morning wears on, all the major U.S. stock indexes have tiptoed into the green. Even the Dow is up a bit and within range of the 25,500 mark.

That’s despite another setback for the aforementioned Dow component Intel. It’s down another 2% today, and this time there’s no obvious catalyst for the selling.

“I’m glad we sold our INTC position back on June 15,” Ray Blanco wrote his Technology Profits Confidential readers on Friday. That price was very near the company’s peak price in 2018 — indeed, this year’s peak is the highest price INTC shares have fetched since the tech bubble burst in 2000.

“I sold as it became painfully obvious that Intel was going to have trouble keeping up with competitors building more densely packed, powerful chips. The exit timing was close to perfect for us.” (We’ll check in again with Ray shortly.)

Elsewhere, trader chatter is about the announcement PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi is set to step down in October after 12 years. She must feel at least a bit insulted that shares are up nearly 1.5% on the day. Offhand, your editor is hard-pressed to remember anyone at Agora Financial recommending PEP to readers during that span…

Gold can’t catch a break — it fell on Friday and can’t get up today. At last check the bid was down to $1,210. But crude is up more than a buck and back within striking distance of $70 a barrel.

“Smoking pot just became legal in Georgia,” says Ray Blanco. “No, not that Georgia, the other one.”

The former Soviet republic of Georgia has become the first nation anywhere in the old “Eastern bloc” to eliminate prohibitions on pot. Growing and selling it is still illegal, but possessing it and using it will not subject you to fines or jail time.

The news comes on the heels that Lebanon might become the first Middle Eastern nation to pursue legalization.

“All around the world,” says Ray, “we’re seeing a push toward legalization that could bode very well for the international stocks in our portfolio that have lots of exposure to emerging pot markets.

“It also bodes well for U.S. legalization in places… like the other Georgia.” Ray tells us in May, an Atlanta TV station commissioned a poll finding a majority of Georgians now support legalizing recreational cannabis.

From the East Coast of the U.S. to the Middle East to the Black Sea, officials are moving to legalize cannabis. And they’re creating immense profit opportunities for investors paying attention.

For the record: MoviePass will soon limit subscribers to only three movies a month.

So much for the model of “all you can eat for $9.95 a month” that got MoviePass so much attention to begin with.

The company says 85% of its customers see three or fewer movies a month anyway. “They will not be affected at all by this program, and even better, they’ll stop hearing MoviePass is going out of business,” MoviePass CEO Mitch Lowe tells The Wall Street Journal.

Yeah, he really said that.

Shares of MoviePass parent Helios and Matheson Analytics are up 22% on the day — all the way up to 9 cents a share! (They were $1,172.50 when we first started warning about MoviePass on March 5. Heh…)

Behold a wondrous new product for people with more money than sense…


Because you can’t be a real Tesla car owner without a $1,500 surfboard whose color matches your car’s paint job, right?

The company ordered up 200 from an outfit in San Clemente, California. They sold out almost instantly. Now they’re being sold on eBay at upward of $5,000.

“And all this action is before one single board has even been shaped,” says Nilus Mattive of Agora Financial’s Rich Life project — who first alerted us to this insanity.

“As a surfer,” he tells us, “I just laugh because the boards are worth $750 without the Tesla logo.

“But as an investment analyst, I look at these boards as the symbol of everything I’ve been trying to say about Tesla as a company — it’s total hype being bought by a group of ardent believers rather than logical, long-term business owners.

“Tesla, just like its nonsensical surfboard offerings, is probably worth half of its current price and is more style than substance.”

“I enjoy reading The 5…”

[Wow, it’s been ages since someone teed up a criticism this way. Feels like old times!]

“… but sometimes you guys are a one-trick pony.”

The reader takes issue with our approving citation of Robert Reich discussing the job market on Friday — on the basis, we said, that a stopped clock is right twice a day.

“Reich made excellent points,” our reader says, “and it is what I have experienced in the workforce for many years. I have never been in a union, but I see American workers, many with college degrees, unable to find jobs because they hire H-1B visa workers. Unions would not allow jobs to be offshored or workers to be replaced with H-1B visa workers, which is what I have seen for over 20 years.

“This wouldn’t have anything to do with the decline of the middle class, would it? Is it always and forever a monetary phenomenon?

“Consider that this is a far more serious problem than even The 5 has elucidated on, which has done an overall good job of calling B.S. on the economy.”

The 5: Sorry, the decline in union membership and the decline of the middle class is a case of correlation, not causation.

Yes, it’s all about monetary debasement and Nixon cutting the dollar’s last remaining tie to gold in 1971.

That’s when it all changed, as Agora founder Bill Bonner wrote earlier this year: “Instead of making stuff at home, the U.S. began taking it from abroad and paying for it with its new credit money.

“Instead of being a manufacturing powerhouse, it became a consumer’s EZ credit paradise. And instead of favoring real jobs with good wages on Main Street, the economy was distorted by overempowered Ph.D.s at the Fed, overpaid scalawags on Wall Street and hoggish scoundrels in both parties wallowing in an overblown, overreaching and overindebted swamp in Washington.”

If that makes us a “one-trick pony,” so be it…

“While history is illuminating and may serve to understand how we got to today, it should not be used to make progress impossible, if progress is the common goal,” a reader writes after we reviewed some “ancient history” about the United States and Iran in recent days.

“The money was frozen in 1979 for good reason, and giving it back was a big concession and mistake at the time as it simply flowed to support terror activity around the world (not just Syria and Yemen).

“You seem to want to defend all their actions as revenge for our past mistakes. I believe you forget that a great deal of the Iranian population is friendly toward America and not their mullahs.

“Also, when you bring up the ‘big picture,’ you simply lose me. What on Earth do our domestic policies have to do with Iran?”

The 5: First, define “progress.”

Progress with Iran, from where we sit, would look like what the president is doing with North Korea. (Assuming he doesn’t let his minions screw it up.) Really, Trump has the political capital to pull off a Nixon-in-China moment.

Also, we’re not “defending” anyone by invoking the 1953 coup or anything else. It’s just context. And yes, for the most part, Iranian people are kindly disposed to the United States even if they’re not as enthusiastic about Washington, D.C. That’s in large part because young Iranians still come to study in the United States, and then they go home and tell their compatriots about what great people we are — once you get outside the Beltway. We need more of that, not less.

As for the “big picture”… Your editor was borrowing from a riff by the longtime D.C. gadfly Sam Smith. In 2006, when the GOP first tried to make immigration an election issue, he penned a blog post asking, among other things, “Has a Mexican ever fired or laid you off?… Has a Mexican ever cut your pension or health benefits? Outsourced your job to India?… Are Mexicans responsible for the NSA’s spying you?… Did the Mexicans make us invade Iraq?”

His point — unless you’re prepared to answer those questions in the affirmative, you’re better off thinking about the real problems Americans face, and who’s responsible for them.

Best regards,

David Gonigam

Dave Gonigam
The 5 Min. Forecast

P.S. Back to the midterm elections: There’s a chance they could cast a pall over the next earnings season starting in mid-October.

“The uncertainty surrounding midterm elections,” TCW portfolio manager Diane Jaffee tells MarketWatch, “might put pressure on the markets, resulting in adjustments of forecasts.”

So it’s not just people like our own Mike Burnick concerned about the midterms.

Still, Mike has perfected a retirement strategy that can help you take the worry out of day-to-day market movements. Indeed, following the strategy could leave you set for life.

But for best results, you’ll want to act no later than tomorrow — as Mike explains when you follow this link.

Dave Gonigam

Dave Gonigam

Dave Gonigam has been managing editor of The 5 Min. Forecast since September 2010. Before joining the research and writing team at Agora Financial in 2007, he worked for 20 years as an Emmy award-winning television news producer.

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